What makes a good Saturday...

I'm killing time, chilling out, etc and thought it was time for a happy, fun-filled blog instead of the doomsday stuff I've been putting out the last week. Nameless pointed out that it was the week before my "friend" came to town and that might be why I'm such a bitch. Of course, he didn't say I was being a bitch, I think he used "grouchy", "out of sorts", "grouchy" again...I know, but its his favorite word when it comes to me...long story, another blog. After jumping on his case about telling me I needed to "chill and take a Midol"--which earned him a shrieked "Nameless James", I had to admit that he was right. So I've decided to relax, NOT take a Midol and think about what makes an awesome Saturday up in here Fort Walton Beach (just to differentiate that it would be entirely different in Port St. Lucie.)

1) Chinese food delivery with a minimum...it meant I had to order THREE different things so that I will get a taste of everything with a little left over for the Bear. Chicken chow mein (that no soft noodle, you know, vegable lice only...crack me up!), General Tso chicken (you sewer you want hot...you want Merican hot or Thai hot...my butt begged for Merican hot) and pork lo mein....Yum, fat ass, yum...


2) Catching some rays by the pool--depends on if the sun's still out and working when I get home

3) Watching movies that I've seen before over and over...but its such fun. Of course, I don't have anyone to recite the dialogue with, but its still fun.

4) Deep condition my hair--how often do you get to run around with your hair looking like you swam through an oil slick? Good times, healthy hair...win-win situation

5) Talk/text Nameless all day til he gets bored and swears he either fell asleep or his phone isn't working...I'm on to him and I don't think he knows it. Even though he appreciates my intelligence, I don't think he really pays much attention to it. I think he could do 'dumb'...in fact, I know he could...hee hee, I'll pay for that one LOLOLOLOL

6) Maybe paint my toes? I wish I were girlier, but the whole painting toenails plucking eyebrow thing just isn't me....BUT it's flip-flop weather so paint I shall. I just prefer someone do it for me.

7) Send Nameless music from Amazon with the words "listen to this, it makes me think of you"...I'm sending Andy Gibb today because of the Midol crack...suck it up, dude, you deserve it LOL

8) Make cookies? Seems a little ambitious, but I might try.

9) I was going to say clean my room, but that only makes a good day for Sara.

10) Maybe work on a quilt...I haven't touched it in years, literally, I don't think except to take it out and look at the fabric and put it back in.

That's what would make a good Saturday...but I am working so I don't know how much of it will happen...good

Ten Guilty Pleasures

I'm sitting here trying to think of a topic to blog about that will make everyone laugh and say 'yep, you're right" rather than "Poor Sharon" or "Sharon, Sharon, pity party of one". It's harder now than it was when I worked at Apple Machine or lived the day to day life of a Jerry Springer hopeful. Although I thank God and everything for that no longer being the case, I am sitting here thinking my well of bullshit has been drained dry...I KNOW! Say it ain't so! But there you are...I can't talk about someone who shall remain nameless (although I don't know why he needs to remain nameless but it was an issue so nameless he shall be--a blog for another time, I'm thinking) or the fact that I really DO NOT adore north Florida in any shape or form or how badly I miss my life (another blog writing itself, trust me) or about the HORRIFIC dates I've been on that ended with me telling folks either to their face or via text (less mess) "you're not NAMELESS"...oooo weee, talk about a tangent!

So....Ten Guilty Pleasures

1) Taking a shower and then crawling back into bed when it's cold...I know that just sounds weird, but its so cuddly and yes, I'm not always fully dry and my hair never is, but its the most awesome thing.
2) Disco music--Bee Gees, Rod Stewart, Rick Dees...music that will make you get up and shake your booty--after checking that no one you know is around to actually hear you playing said music.
3) Playing computer card games and pretending its life and death and real money -- I'm a big nerd and it keeps my brain busy.
4) Ordering a venti Java Mocha Chip Frappucino with an extra shot from Starbucks...nummy!
5) Sloppy Joes--I can't have them in the house, I'll eat them all.
6) Buffy the Vampire Slayer
7) Margaritas with extra salt AND tequila...
8) Going in a card store like Hallmark and just spending hours reading cards
9) Trying on shoes even though I know I'm not going to buy them.
10) Spending an entire weekend watching reality TV like "Dual Survival" or "Deadliest Catch", eating summer sausage, cheese & cracker, wearing nothing but a T-shirt and a scrunchie. Good times!
There are other things like pedicures and Good & Plenty candies and using big words to people who are not going to understand them, but my list hits the highlights.