Ten Guilty Pleasures

I'm sitting here trying to think of a topic to blog about that will make everyone laugh and say 'yep, you're right" rather than "Poor Sharon" or "Sharon, Sharon, pity party of one". It's harder now than it was when I worked at Apple Machine or lived the day to day life of a Jerry Springer hopeful. Although I thank God and everything for that no longer being the case, I am sitting here thinking my well of bullshit has been drained dry...I KNOW! Say it ain't so! But there you are...I can't talk about someone who shall remain nameless (although I don't know why he needs to remain nameless but it was an issue so nameless he shall be--a blog for another time, I'm thinking) or the fact that I really DO NOT adore north Florida in any shape or form or how badly I miss my life (another blog writing itself, trust me) or about the HORRIFIC dates I've been on that ended with me telling folks either to their face or via text (less mess) "you're not NAMELESS"...oooo weee, talk about a tangent!

So....Ten Guilty Pleasures

1) Taking a shower and then crawling back into bed when it's cold...I know that just sounds weird, but its so cuddly and yes, I'm not always fully dry and my hair never is, but its the most awesome thing.
2) Disco music--Bee Gees, Rod Stewart, Rick Dees...music that will make you get up and shake your booty--after checking that no one you know is around to actually hear you playing said music.
3) Playing computer card games and pretending its life and death and real money -- I'm a big nerd and it keeps my brain busy.
4) Ordering a venti Java Mocha Chip Frappucino with an extra shot from Starbucks...nummy!
5) Sloppy Joes--I can't have them in the house, I'll eat them all.
6) Buffy the Vampire Slayer
7) Margaritas with extra salt AND tequila...
8) Going in a card store like Hallmark and just spending hours reading cards
9) Trying on shoes even though I know I'm not going to buy them.
10) Spending an entire weekend watching reality TV like "Dual Survival" or "Deadliest Catch", eating summer sausage, cheese & cracker, wearing nothing but a T-shirt and a scrunchie. Good times!
There are other things like pedicures and Good & Plenty candies and using big words to people who are not going to understand them, but my list hits the highlights.