Thoughts before bed...

Disclaimer: I use very bad words in this one, so be aware

1) I am an unsympathetic human being
2) Working on a couple of dialogues in my head. Perfecting the delivery and all that is important, you know.
3) When someone tells you that they’ll call you right back, stay by the phone
4) Calgon! Take me away!
5) Puff, puff, pass…it’s just fun to say 
6) Knights in shining armor atop noble white steeds, dragons and trolls slain willy-nilly…since when are fairy tales too much to ask?
7) The moment you realize that all you were was a time filler is a major ‘WTF’ moment.
8) Personal aggravation leads to extreme irritation and to major “blowing things out of proportion” syndrome.
9) I need to start a support group –‘Over-reactors Anonymous…where we take shit personal’
10) Would it be easier if I wore a sign that said “go away, I hate you today”?
11) I’m hungry, I think I want crackers
12) Never make someone a priority who barely makes you an option.
13) Love doesn’t mean the same thing to everybody…to some it means forever, to others it means for now.
14) Is that punch in the chest feeling a sign of yet another panic attack or the result of that stupid organ of mine fracturing again for the same God damned reason?!!!
15) How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. ~Wayne Dyer…I’m reacting betrayed right now…stupid me.
16) It’s funny when you try to do the right thing for people and they get all offended (maybe I’m just tactless)
17) People who are educated beyond their intelligence frustrate me
18) I am extremely proud of how steady my voice stayed…
19) Sleep? Hah, I scoff at sleep! There will be plenty of time to sleep when I’m dead, right, Nameless?
20) I miss my Dad…
21) I understand why you won’t write somebody a love song coz they asked for it, but I would totally do it because someone needed it.
22) Tagament, Pepto-Bismol and water for dinner…
23) I love reading Maeve Binchy—she’s so Irish
24) Feeling dead right now or maybe that’s just wishful thinking? Woo hoo, that means I can sleep, right?
25. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck….be careful when asking a question, you silly bitch, coz you might not like the answer.